How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe. What do you call a lamb that does karate? Lamp-chop.ģ3. These funny sheep one-liners are guaranteed to cheer ewe up if you’re having a baa-d day.ġ5.Where do sheep get their wool cut? At the baa-baa.ġ6.What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate baa.ġ7.What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-lerina.ġ8.Why are sheep bad drivers? Because they’re always making ewe turns.ġ9.Who is a sheep’s favourite singer? Britney Shears.Ģ0.What’s a sheep’s favourite magical creature? A ewe-nicorn.Ģ1.What do you get if you mix a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.Ģ2.What’s a sheep’s favourite newspaper? The Wool Street Journal.Ģ3.What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.Ģ4.Where do sheep go on holiday? To the Baaaahamas.Ģ5.What cars do sheep like to drive? Lamborghinis.Ģ7.Why did the lamb call the police? He had been fleeced.Ģ8.How do sheep in Spain say “Merry Christmas”? Fleece Navidad.Ģ9.Where do lambs take a bath? In the baaaa-th tub.ģ0.Where do sheep go to watch funny videos? Ewe Tube.ģ1.What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide.ģ2. Everything will be alright.ġ4.Wool you be my valentine? Sheep Question And Answer JokesĮwe won’t come by hilarious sheep jokes like these very often.
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Need some sheep puns for a poem, greetings card or funny sheep sign? Field free to use some of these lamb-tastic puns that your family and friends won’t have herd before…ġ0.Shear up, darling. You certainly won't be the black sheep of the family if you tell each and every one of these! The Best Sheep Puns, Wool Puns And Ram Puns If you would prefer some other animal jokes and puns, we've got loads more cool jokes for ewe including unicorn jokes and bird jokes. From rams, ewes and lambs to wool and fleeces, you'll find the funniest sheep puns right here. If your kids love these cute fluffy farm animals and are looking for some fun new sheep one-liners, then they’ll want to dip into our 33 lamb puns and jokes about sheep that are a shear delight to tell to everyone. They’ve also inspired a whole flock’s worth of woolly good sheep puns and brilliant jokes that are easy to remember (if you don't have a sheep's memory) and will make the whole family giggle.
It might also fascinate you to learn that sheep have incredible memories.Īpparently they can remember other sheep and people, including the farmer, for many years! Turns out sheep are more interesting than ewe might think from looking at them in all their fluffy glory. How about the amazing fact that sheep are believed to be as intelligent as dogs, despite the bad rep sheep get for following each other everywhere (even over the edge of a cliff!). Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong.ĭid you know that there are three times as many sheep in Wales as there are people, and there are over 900 different breeds of sheep in the world? Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount.
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